Computer freaks, in closed circuits referred to as sceners, have a malicious tendency to think about their computer and various related computer issues at all times. After a maximum of two days separated from their baby (Yes, the Amiga, that is... -Ed.) this dangerous mania slowly slides into their mind. The computer is a thing, or rather a lover, who needs caring and caressing by gentle, small and smooth fingers... (Generally belonging to an Amiga-scener. -Ed.)
While constantly boosting about the non-existent girls they like to think they have and their eventful and interesting life besides computing, the truth is that there are never more than a few bytes left in their minds for such things.
Besides, most computer freaks doesn't even know what the actual sexual act really consists of...
This is a proven fact, underlined by Lord Helmet's aggressive attitude towards the woman gender - When closing up on any girl, vomit and utter gut-shit is what's most likely to be seen under these circumstances. We thought Lord Helmet actually had a girlfriend, but a reliable source of information denies that this was ever a fact; "This is surely rumors spawned up from some stoned editor's mind." (Why is it that I hear the name "Fishwave" ringing? -Ed.)
To not undermine another fact, namely that of computer freaks being the human race's most reasonable thinking, we'll give you a few counter statements...
Reason one...
Today the world is becoming overcrowded by people. Less sex means less children, which naturally means less people on earth - Efficient birth control.X
Conclusion: Computer freaks are rational individuals who takes care of mother earth.X
Reason two...
Never trust a girl. When approaching boys, you can be sure there are some sort of sexual thing behind it. Computer freaks have seen through this devious facade and instead of letting their dick control their emotions they do it "the monk way" - Using their left hand on their baby, while feeling the mouse with the other one.X
Conclusion: You don't need a girl to get satisfaction at all, and we're the only ones who know it!X
Reason three...
The sexual act is actually disgusting. Who wants to be all sweaty, mess up their occasionally tidy bed while banging on some seriously not-healthy bride when one can easily get satisfaction elsewhere?X
Conclusion: Computer freaks are clean, nice persons free from diseases.X
Final word: Computer freaks generally lives a long life, free from sin and immorality - We think our lives are actually quite alright... Some sacrifices has to be made, but what the heck?
